LOTS of jokes!

Here are some good(I mean great!)jokes!:

Jokes

Where do ants go on vacation?
Frants.


A man bought a parrot, and for twenty years the bird was silent, never uttering so much as a word. Every morning the parrot would wake up, stand patiently on its perch, and wait for its owner to come and feed it. One morning, the man overslept. Using its beak,the parrot pried the cage door open, flew out, and perched on the man's head. Pecking its owner's nose, the parrot squawked and said,"Excuse me, but its nearly noon and I'm famished."The man sat upright."Polly, you can talk!" "Of course, I can talk,"said the parrot."Then why haven't you said anything for twenty years?"asked the man."Because up until now,"replied the bird,"the service has been excellent."

A woman went to a pet shop to buy a parrot. When she picked out a rare breed, the owner congratulated her on her choice."If you'd like, I could send you the bill at the end of the month,"the pet shop owner said."No, thanks,"said the woman,"I'd like to take the whole bird today."

If ten cats are on a boat and one jumps off, how many are left?
None-they're all copycats.

What do you call a lemon-eating cat?
Sourpuss.

Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
He wanted a well-balanced meal.

What do you call a lion that has eaten your mother's sister?
An aunt-eater.

I hope you liked those jokes!

Jokes taken from Noah's favorite animal jokes by Jennifer Hahn(which you should pick up a copy of-it's hilarious!)